How to Make Popcorn
1. Get a bag of popcorn from the cabinet.
2. The popcorn should look like this.
3. Remove the plastic wrapper.
4. Find a nukebox.
5. Open the door on the nukebox.
6. Place the bag inside.
7. Close the door.
8. If you're using a cool nukebox like this one, twist
the knob.If you're using a newer one with buttons, hit them all until it does
something.
9. Find a way to waste some time while the corn is popping.
10. In no time at all the bag should look like this.
11. Remove the HOT bag from the box.
12. Enjoy the buttery goodness.
13. Keep an eye out for people like this.
They're Crazy!
And possibly homicidal.
This one seems to like popcorn.
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