FAQ

  1. Q. How many random slogans are there?
  2. Q. Who's responsible for this mess?

Q. How many random slogans are there?

A. There is supposed to be 70 random slogans that appear at the top of Stupidco.com, but we're still lacking a few.

  1. It smells like burning
  2. Better than dumb, it's stupid
  3. Better than sporks...almost
  4. Stupid so you don't have to be
  5. Eating paint chips and paste since 1983
  6. Would you be here if it was intelligent?
  7. Did someone say Aardvark?
  8. 8 letters, 0.8 possibilities
  9. Fo sheezy
  10. We put the "stupid" in Stupidco
  11. Voted #1 in stuff by Stupidco.com
  12. Visit us at Stupidco.com
  13. Drop by anytime, but wipe your feet next time
  14. Y'all come back now, UNDERSTAND PUNK!?
  15. That'll do lemming. That'll do.
  16. Did I say that out loud?
  17. Use repeately for severe damage
  18. Lather, rinse, repeat.
  19. The Cheese is calling
  20. Lead paint rocks!
  21. I think my appendix is on fire
  22. Did someone eat my goat?
  23. carbonated water, high fructose corn syrup
  24. No subliminal messages here...
  25. Whooda thunkit?
  26. The pinnacle of ... stuff
  27. Don't ask
  28. Nothing to see here, folks. Keep moving.
  29. USDA Grade F: Institutional Use Only
  30. WHAT ... is your quest?
  31. Hey, what are you eating under there?
  32. Best place on the interweb thingie
  33. Grilled cheese sandwiches welcome
  34. Hi Homer. Do you like ... nachos?
  35. Cold water and Altoids equals BAD
  36. QUICK! What else we got?
  37. Did I drink my coke already?
  38. Home of the AOL Throne
  39. The Walmart of Stupid
  40. My mommy says I'm special
  41. This is slogan #70

Q. Who's responsible for this mess?

A. These guys